As you probably already know, there is an iPhone application for everything — yes, 10 crazy iphone apps in particular. Since Apple is pretty strict and rejects several thousand applications everyday, you can be sure that each application goes through alot of manual review and testing before being approved and being added to the iTunes store.
But there are those apps that slip through the cracks, just like the ten whacky, hilarious, and naughty outrageous apps you’ll see as listed here.
IFart – Said to be “the original machine digital audio”, iFart (1 U.S. Dollars) is exactly what you think it is, and includes features like “sneak attack” and “security blast.”
Passion – If you’re dying to know how you compare with others in the bedroom this is the app for it! With Passion ($1) your phone will be used by the microphone to get acceleration sensor, and to identify other features that your “accurate sex score”. Just before launching the application be sure to get down and dirty and let the app magic happen.
Fake Smoker – Trying to kick a smoking habit? Fake Smoker ($ 1) you can light up anywhere you want. Restaurant? At work? Infron of the children? Yup. Pure digital, 100% healthy.
Pimple Popper – Ewww! If you can not find a pimple on your face to squeeze the crap out of (literally!) ) just go download this great app called Pimple Popper (1 U.S. Dollars) and see if you are skilled enough to be the master of zit popping! Yes, the creator of this app actually turned pimple squeezing in a game. Good grief!
SimStapler – I do not have stapling fetish, and I do not know anyone who does, however, if you want to get your staple on, you guessed it, it can be done in this app! Best part, the SimStapler iPhone application is free.
Poo Log – Well, this shouldn’t be a big surprise! There is actually an app that will analyze your turds, bowel movements, floaters… or whatever you want to call them! The Poo Log (a measley $2) is a digital timer and journal, that studies & records your poo. Best part, it will graph it for you too. If you’ve ever wanted to break the ice at a diner party, this just might be that perfect app (…kidding of course, not recommended that you try this).
Lunch anyone?
To read about more about these 10 Crazy Apps, head on over to Shine magazine.
I recently read a short blog post that revealed some uber-cool best iPhone apps. Some of them I’ve never heard about until now.
In this article, they cut through the virtual fart machine and lighters and highlight the top iPhone applications.
It’s been now over a year since I watched the well-stocked shelves of the iTunes App Store. Choosing the top iPhone Apps for the first time was difficult rnough. This time, the task was made even more difficult. Today, there are more than 65,000 applications saturating the market.
Even for a specific task such as calculating blood alcohol content after a night of drinking, there are more than a dozen apps that fit the bill. That is a ton of apps. What apps should be on your phone? We went through the App Store once again to offer our favorites in 5 categories.
I just found out about a super popular iPhone game called The Impossible Test.
The weird thing is, I read about this app in the newspaper (gasp!). Yes, I still get my news offline sometimes
The newspaper had a write up on this 18 year old kid (Naveen Sidhu) who developed the game The Impossible Test. Pretty impressive for a guy who is still living in his parents basement to develop one of the most highly downloaded apps. At 18, I think I was more interested in chasing girls and hanging at the mall. But hey, to each his own.
Here is a short video that walks through The Impossible Test game. It even shows you some of the tricks to solving the “tests”:
I was surfing around today looking for cool games reviews and stuff (as I often do). I found this video:
Doodle Jump is a cool top iPhone app — nice and simple, easy to play. Yet highly addictive. Do you spend upwards of two hours everyday playing just ONE of your favorite iphone games?
If so, you might have a wee bit of an addition problem like the guy in this vid. I love it when he says, “my hands are shaking, I’m so nervous”.
Doodle Jump. Check it out. Warning: May cause sweaty palms, acute nervousness, addiction and mental blackouts -- haha
This awesome iPhone app is a lot of fun. There’s never been an easier way to kill 20 minutes.
Now you and your friends can unleash the T-Pain within you and rap along to hits like “I’m on a Boat” or “I’m N Luv (Wit a Stipper)”.
This app uses your voice and applies pitch corrector technology that auto tunes your voice with that distinctive (warbly sounding) T-Pain vibe.
There are seven included tracks that you can rap along to and more tracks are available for purchase. You will need to plug your earbuds into your iPhone (so you can hear yourself) before you start dropping tracks like T-Pain.
Once you have created your new masterpiece, sharing it is the easy part. Right within this iPhone app, you can send an email with a link to your T-Pain inspired audio track. Or post to your Facebook account.
This app will cost you a couple of bucks. Well worth it though. I’m sure T-Pain goes through a few cases of Cristal every week. Your investment will help him keep the fridge full of pricey bubbly when his peeps drop in. Now that’s a worthy cause.
P.S. – Once you get this app, be sure to download i-Gun. Every serious rapper needs one.
